A parody iPhone keynote introduces 'BitM technology' — Being In the Moment — achieved with the patent-pending 'phone down gesture': simply put down the phone and let your own eyes see real life. The resulting 'ey memories' are most stored for only a few days, 'but the good ones last a lifetime.' It satirizes the emptiness of incremental smartphone upgrades by suggesting the most revolutionary feature is just... not using the phone.
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